food labeling scheme

So it’s important to shop responsibly right? I need to make sure that all the products that enter my house or pass my lips are Fairly-Traded, FSC-certified, Soil Standards Association Accredited, Green-Seal, dolphin -friendly, eco-loving, against animal-testing, biodegradable. In other words, I will only buy a product that has been green-labeled within an inch of its life.